How do you wheeze when laughing?

Consider the “Wheeze” laugh. This type of laugh can be accomplished by attempting to hold your laugh in for as long as possible, then suddenly exploding in laughter that makes you out of breath. The key here is to tighten your vocal cords so the sound of your laugh comes out more like you’re having trouble breathing.

How do I make my daughter laugh?

10 Ways to Make Kids Laugh

1. Use Funny Words. There are several words that my boys find hilariously funny.
2. Tickle a Belly.
3. Have Some Fun Together.
4. Crack a Joke.
5. Play the Freeze Game.
6. Change Something Up.
7. Watch a Funny Movie Together.
8. Play a Harmless Prank.

How can I have a pretty laugh?

Try to practice your laugh and actively tweak the way that you sound. Make yourself laugh authentically. Think of something hilarious, or have a friend tell you a joke, or watch something funny. Try to make the laugh genuine so that it will more accurately represent the way that your laugh sounds in real life.

What is the funniest joke ever?

Top 10 Funniest Jokes What did the traffic light say to the car? Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. My boss told me to have a good day.. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Why did the old man fall in the well?

What are the best short jokes?

100 Short Jokes for Kids That Are Easy to Remember Why did the teddy bear skip out on dessert when she was on a date? She was stuffed! What is a little bear with no teeth is called? A gummy bear. What do you call a noodle that is fake? What’s an alligator in a vest called? What’s the best way to throw a birthday party on Mars? Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to see the doctor?

What are some funny short quotes?

Arthur C. Clarke. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Daniel J. Boorstin. Everyone with telekinetic powers,raise my hand. All the things I really like to do are either immoral,illegal or fattening.

Laurence J. Peter. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind,it doesn’t matter.

W. C. Fields.

What are some clever puns?

I’m no cheetah…you’re lion! Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar…You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence! Never date someone cross-eyed… You’ll always catch them seeing other people on the side! What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!