How do I clean my bottom without toilet paper?

6 Ways To Clean Your Bum Without Toilet Paper

1. Bidet. Easily the most obvious alternative, bidets have been around for hundreds of years.
2. The shower.
3. A towel.
4. Leaves.
5. Your tax return from 7 years ago.
6. Your girlfriend’s make up wipes (baby wipes)

What can I use to wipe instead of toilet paper?

The truth is that tissues, a paper towel, wet wipes, or scraps of fabric will all do the job just fine (with varying degrees of comfort). But—and this is very important—don’t flush any alternative toilet paper down the toilet.

How do you wipe after pooping in the woods?

Option #1: Rocks

1. Smooth rocks make for a very comfortable wipe.
2. Rocks are easy to collect before and stash in your pockets.
3. Smooth rocks provide a very firm and predictable wiping surface.
4. Wet rocks give the illusion of both wiping and cleaning.
5. Once used, rocks easily transform into paintbrush “poopbrushes”

Can you use Kleenex as toilet paper?

Even flushing tissues, like Kleenex and other tissue paper is a no-no. Tissue is not designed to break down when it’s wet and the absorbency level of tissue can cause wads of it to get stuck and clog pipes creating blockages.

How do you wipe your butt?

Using enough toilet paper (folded or crumpled is fine), reach behind your back between your legs and wipe from front to back. Wipe backward from the perineum, toward and past the anus. “Wipe gently, and use additional toilet paper until the paper is clean and never scrub the skin around the perineum.

Can you use kitchen towel as toilet paper?

Cloth. The “family cloth” is a tried-and-true off-grid homestead staple that might come in handy in times of toilet paper crisis. You can use a variety of dish cloths, face towels or clean t-shirt rags to make a “family cloth,” or follow these instructions from WikiHow for preparing a more formally sanctioned one.